Past, Future, & Present Danger is Now Available, so here's an excerpt!

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After a lot of hard work, and frankly enjoyment, Book 2 of The Absurd Misadventures of Captain Rescue is now available.

When Captain Rescue discovers that tyrannical apes are capturing forest-goers, he jumps into action in a valiant attempt to stop them, more or less.

As the hilarious adventure goes everything but according to plan, the hero finds himself transported into the future, where the apes have gone a bit beyond mere abductions. The shock sets in, and Captain Rescue and his time-displaced friends conclude that the only way to prevent a future that has already happened is to go back in time and rewrite it.
Will Captain Rescue somehow be able to set things right, or will these apes make a monkey out of him? 

"Past, Future, & Present Danger" is the hilarious continuation of Captain Rescue’s absurd misadventures, and the sequel to “Not Everything Brainless is Dead”.

Here's the prologue as a means of whetting your whistle! But wait! There's more! Since I know a lot of people still haven't read the first book (Not Everything Brainless is Dead), it's now only 99 cents. But wait! There's EVEN MORE! If you head on over to SMASHWORDS and use the coupon YR36H, you can get it for free!

So, without further ado, the excerpt:

Oh Look at Me, Coming Up for Air

If starting this blog has taught me anything, it's that I'm pretty bad at blogging. I just don't find myself having that much to blog about, but I am a bit more active on Facebook and Twitter, so there you have it. Head over in that direction if you find my nonsensical ramblings entertaining and are rather disappointing that I haven't posted in well over a month. Maybe once I start going outside on a regular basis, I'll have more to blog about, but until that day (probably never happens), life goes on.

But that's not why I decided to post; I decided to post because I am just about done with my 2nd novel. It's been a pretty fun ride, and after copious amounts of polish and editing, I think it's rather sexy

So, here's the cover and below that you will find the blurb, which may still change before I get it published, but it'll definitely be something along those lines.

Any who, without further ado, enjoy:

When Captain Rescue discovers that tyrannical apes are capturing forest-goers, he jumps into action in a valiant attempt to put a stop to it, more or less.

As the hilarious adventure does everything but go according to plan, the hero finds himself transported into the future, where the apes’ have gone a bit beyond mere abduction. To prevent a future that has already happened, Captain Rescue and his time-displaced friends must scramble to find a way back to their own time.

Will Captain Rescue somehow be able to set things right, or will these apes make a monkey out of him?

"Past, Future, & Present Danger" is the hilarious continuation of Captain Rescue’s absurd misadventures, and the sequel to “Not Everything Brainless is Dead”.

74,000 words, or over 300 pages.